Hanoi is one of those cities (to paraphrase the great Tom O’Neil) in which you just be. It doesn’t have an Eiffel Tower or a Coliseum or a Golden Gate Bridge, but it does have charm. Mountains of it. It’s the kind of place you walk around and purposefully get lost in. You drink tea. You buy oranges from a 4’ 3” centenarian on the street. You smell the city, drink the atmosphere, and just…be. Meghan and I would be happily in Hanoi for December 20th. We would find me a pair of jeans and get lost in an endless fabric market the likes of which most fashion conscious women would die to visit. For a few dollars Meghan would walk away with enough fabric to clothe me in a new toga each day for a year.
While she did her thing I would entertain old women and eat strange looking fruit straight from the pages of Doctor Seuss.
We would spend the night of the 19th and 20th at the Grand View, the first of five hotels we would collectively call home to in Hanoi. There wasn’t much grand about it though. The morning of the 21st we would check out and hop a minivan for Halong City. Three hours later we arrived at the gateway to Halong Bay. Now I had the time, I had the desire, but I didn’t have the accessibility to write while adrift amidst the thousands of islands that make up the World Heritage Site that is Halong Bay. If I had had the accessibility I would have written at length about the unparallel natural beauty of Halong Bay. How Halong Bay kicks the snot out of anything that southern Thailand brings to the table. How Halong Bay belongs right up there alongside the Grand Canyon, the Great Barrier Reef, and the world’s other great natural wonders. How an hour swim in the emerald, placid, and warm waters of Halong Bay will go down as one of the great swims of my life. How for three days and two nights Meghan and I called a magnificent wooden junk boat home. How I played my first Scrabble game ever against an Indian family from Shanghai. But you really don’t care about any of that stuff so I’ll just move along to the slide show…
I am also very happy to report that Jon Voight’s character from National Treasures was with us for the duration. 67 year old Swiss painter Mark Edgar and his wife got the gold star for climbing every island, exploring every cave, and kayaking every bay alongside the twenty other passengers who averaged half their age (at best). I hope I still have the fire in me when I’m Mark’s age to climb the 218 steps to enjoy the view below (which he did).
Halong Bay. It’s the real deal.
We would return back to Hanoi the afternoon of the 23rd. Having set our sites on Christmas Eve midnight mass at St. Josephs Cathedral, we decided to crash land at the adjacent Church Hotel for the night. We would have dinner that night at a tiny Italian restaurant a stone’s throw from our hotel. The meal, Meghan’s favorite in Asia, would help settle one open issue: where to enjoy Christmas Day dinner. And that brings us to the eve of baby Jesus’ birthday…
Fearing that hotel occupancy would be scare on the 24th and 25th, we secured a hotel room in advance while in Laos. For enough money to keep us afloat in budget accommodations for well into the next year, we splurged and upgraded ourselves at the ‘Grande Dame de Hanoi’…the Metropole Hanoi.
Before I kick this world I will again swim in its pool and enjoy its French Onion soap. The Metropole Hanoi – my favorite hotel in the world and the scene of my 50th birthday party. All are welcome to join.
As the hotel swelled with international guests arriving for the holiday, Christmas Eve seemed very much in the air to me despite my distance from home. After dark we put on our Sunday best, which living out of a backpack meant little more than finding the least wrinkled shirt to go with jeans. We enjoyed cocktails and appetizers at two of the hotel’s four restaurants. With forty-five minutes till midnight, the hotel staff singing Christmas carols in English, we marched through the front lobby and onto the streets. Destination: St. Josephs. The street atmosphere outside the hotel was nothing short of euphoric. The streets were so filled with bikes and pedestrians you’d have thought it was the Lunar New Years.
Santa-hat wearing Asians. The air was alive. Motion everywhere. Fueled by a couple dry martinis, the walk was simply incredible. The surrounding streets closed, we arrived at St. Josephs and joined ranks with the anticipated mob. The final countdown to Christmas was brilliant. With ten minutes to spare I called home and left a message. When the midnight bells rang and balloons were released into the air, I could only pinch myself. A Christmas Eve I’ll treasure for all my days.
We would camp inside the Metropole all day on the 25th after picking up a few DVDs for a dollar. The evening would bring an incredible Italian dinner with a window seat of St. Josephs. We would cry upon departure on the 26th…for several reasons. Before leaving though I would say goodbye to a pair of sunglasses that had been traveling with me since Yogyakarta in central Java. Having no protective case the Ray Ban knockoffs somehow survived the arduous journey through Sumatra, Myanmar, Thailand, and Laos. They had broken just days ago but I could not bring myself to toss them in the trash. They deserved better. I thought the poolside at one of Asia’s great hotels was a suitable burial site.
Meghan and I would downgrade our accommodations considerably for the night of the 26th. With our 4th hotel secured by noon Meghan and I would each do our own thing for the day, with an agreement to meet at our favorite local restaurant at 7pm. Following the meal we would stroll back home through the Old Quarter. Stumbling upon a brand new boutique hotel, Meghan was lured off the street and into the lobby by a promotional special. For next to nothing a spotless new room could be yours for the night. When our 4th hotel rightfully declined to let us off the hook for payment at 9pm, Meghan jumped ship. Pretty sure she wasn’t ready to downgrade just yet, and considering we’d spent all but a few hours in each other’s company since her arrival three weeks ago…we took a night apart. We’re making this up as we go. So with that we each enjoyed a bed to ourselves and a tally of five hotels in Hanoi over seven nights. The upside – it did afford me the chance to drop two dozen roses on her door at 7:30am this morning. Cost – $2.75usd. Got to love this country. I do.
So from the Metropole Hanoi to a sleeping bunk on this evening’s overnight train to Hue…so long Hanoi. It’s been grand. Until we meet again…or March 29, 2029…whichever comes first…