The road from Yangon to Bagan might as well be labeled the Ghost Highway. You leave the suburbs of Yangon and the highway (consisting of two pristine lanes of recently laid asphalt – running in both directions) is as empty as Camden Yards in early October. There is literally no other vehicle on the road, yet these highways are flat, well-lined, and of western standards. Given the topography of the region the roads are relatively straight, which allows you to actually see where you’re going a mile or two ahead into the horizon. Yet all you take in is emptiness. The road is built but no one uses it. Or, more likely, the road is built but no one can afford to use it.
Its quite a sight (and paints a decent picture) to crest a hill, gaze out the front window, and see groups of men slowly standing up from their seats on the highway surface and move to the dirt shoulder. What better place to have tea and conversation than the fast lane of a paved highway? Gives you an idea of just how few vehicles traverse this route.
My accommodations for the 15 hour journey along the Ghost Highway was seat 37. Austin was seat 38. There were three guys behind us bringing up the rear of the bus (let’s call them 39, 40, and 41). With that said I did a head count of all passengers on the bus: 51 total. I’d previously be unaware of the mysterious center aisle seat. From the right aisle seat, a tiny seat folded down into the middle of the aisle. No backrest, no headrest, just a seat. For 15 hours. Wow. But let’s not forget those one foot tall tiny Brown Memorial-style stool/chairs found all over Yangon. Who needs a real seat? Throw one of those bad boys in the center aisle and you’ve got yourself a lift to Bagan! All told 51 people.
From seat 37 the view was something like this:
- The AC did nothing and the windows were closed. You don’t sweat, but you’re dangerously flirting with it. Needless to say there is nothing pleasant about the climate.
- Resting on an unoccupied stool to my right and chest high (and by this I mean an alarmingly short 18″ from my reach) are two bare feet belonging to the gentleman with the unfortunate pleasure of seat 41. Thankfully don’t smell. I consider turning around and shooting a “you have to be joking me” look, but I figure these are their rules so I’d be an ass not to play by them.
- The TV speakers could not physically be positioned more centered and more directly above my head than if NASA’s best were given the job.
- Out of those speakers (from 4pm until roughly 9pm) were blasted the musical accompaniment to the bombardment of Japanese karaoke videos with which we were subjected, being displayed on the screen at the bus’s front. Apparently 60% of Japanese music videos featuring any type of love song originate with a male and female narrowly missing one another in either a fender bender or bicycle accident. Once both parties get over their anger, they fall deeply in love and abandon said vehicles/bikes and frolic in a beautiful lake side park complete with swans. Its laughable and entertaining, but only to a point…
- Bus Entertainment raises a few questions. Pirated DVDs with subtitles are accessible to buy. So why watch karaoke when Transformers will do? Does anyone care? And how come no one says to the driver, “Hey buddy, five hours of this garage is boring, put in the Steven Segal DVD sitting on your dashboard”? And how come no one complains about the ear-drum-bursting-decibel-level? “Hey buddy, turn the sound down. Blood is coming from my daughter’s ear”? None of this happens. No objections. No interaction between passengers. Are they just submissive by nature or is ignorance part of their bliss? After all if you don’t know the alternative exists, you’ll never pursue the alternative.
- Our bus had no toilet. I drank 3 liters of water in the two hours leading up to our 4pm departure. I don’t like buses that don’t have toilets, especially one in which I have to climb over 7 aisle passengers to voice my request to the driver. After four long, hard, loud hours we finally stopped for dinner. I make a frantic dash for the john…
- The rest rooms turned out to double as the summer residence for a spider population that must have numbered in the tens of thousands. It was (unfortunately) a spider’s lair of epic proportion. The long hall way, dimly lite by a few randomly placed light bulbs, was something out of childhood nightmares. Big guys hanging from every nook and cranny. If you’re 5’8″ this is not a concern. Lets just say I am made myself 5’5″ for that walk. Not since the Latrine Tsunami along the Trans Sumatran Highway had I so forcefully relieved myself so as to escape my surroundings. I return to my table and tell Argentina and Israel of the conditions. Then I look up. The ceiling is one giant web. I slowly back away from the table and peer underneath. Few big fellas just hanging out…few inches from where my knees had just been.30 minutes later I would aggressively kill one of these guys that had hitched a ride on my shirt back to the bus. I eff’ing loath spiders. If Indiana Jones has “Snakes….why did it have to be snakes…”….I have “Spiders….why did it have to be spiders….”
- The early hours from midnight to dawn are spent alongside Robert Langdon as he entertainingly crisscrosses Washington, D.C. in search of yet another mysterious relic lost to time…
Friday October 30th:
7am arrival into Bagan. Shortly there after Argentina, Israel and I do the walk. Objective: find, evaluate, negotiate accommodation. Coming into town you pretty much know where the hostels are (courtesy of Lonely Planet), so your task is to quickly rank and file and settle on something. Don’t over think it and spend an hour wandering around town checking out every place, but also don’t jump the gun, settle on a flea-bag, and be uncomfortable for the next few days. I usually make a decision based on the following (in order of importance): Cleanliness? Western toilet? AC? Price? Charm? Granted all this is thrown out the window when you have two options…or its raining upon arrival…or you haven’t slept in 22 hours.
I find an acceptable spot with a killer balcony overlooking the main (dirt) drag. Sleep for three hours…
I hadn’t done a wash of clothes since Singapore and was long over due. The front desk said they could handle it: “No wash machine in town. Wash in river.” When there is no alternative, there is no alternative.
Head to a lunch spot on the drag. I order fish curry. Eight plates of food appear immediately. Only two are recognizable (fish and green beans). Eight plates, one pot of tea and $2usd later I head off down a dirt side street and west towards the river. I pass tiny hut-like dwellings where you exchange a hundred “helloooooo”s and smiles with the locals. Indonesian-like friendliness. I emerge from the tree line and into a clearing and the Ayeyarwady River: Myanmar’s main artery. No sound. Just a surreal view that reminds me of a painting which used to hang in my office — peasant life along the banks of Nile. Women wash themselves along the muddy banks. Long boats lazily cross the half kilometer to the other side. Its timeless. The only thing that looks familiar are the clouds and blue sky above. Everything below is uniquely Myanmar.
I head home. Laundry is sun dried, folded, and waiting. Every piece of clothing I possess now pleasantly (yet temporarily) has the earthy scent of the Ayeyarwady River. I’m OK with this cuz Myanmar is getting under my skin.
The sun is starting to sink and late day light is golden. Its the sweet spot of the day. I grab a bicycle from the hotel owner and head off to behold what brings people here in the first place: the twenty-six square miles of roughly 4,000 Buddhist temples laid out across the great Plains of Bagan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagan
As I’m getting lost and trying to contain myself from shooting absolutely everything, two teenagers on motorbikes pull up along side. We exchange words and suddenly I’m veering off the main dirt trail and onto secondary dirt. We pull up to a deserted 100ft tall pagoda. We enter the temple, begin climbing stairs and day turns to pitch black. Only 50 blind steps later does light return as we emerge on the tower’s viewing deck: the endless temples of Bagan, basked in a sunset glow, laid out before you. Its tough not to fall in love with a country and its people after moments like this.
The two 19-year-olds turn out to be extremely knowledgeable little fellows with a solid handle on English. We head off together in search of a local tea shop. Minutes later, as we’re passing through the gate of an ancient city wall, I have one of those moments of complete contentment. A massive modern tour bus perpendicularly crosses my immediate path from my right to my life. Its contents, a white aging population and surrounded by luxury, comfort, and predictability, peer tentatively out its windows. I think to myself: they’re heading exactly where they belong. Flanked by two teenage locals, chasing the unknown, I follow the boys towards the great expanse of temples in search of a local hangout. I think to myself: I’m heading exactly where I belong. And just like that the the bus passes and the moment ends, but the reinforcement lingers long after.
I round out the day with an Indian dinner, an Indonesian beer, and the company of Argentina and Israel for $3usd.
After 14 hours in Bagan, I feel comfortable bestowing upon it one of those great backpacker accolades: its an easy place to linger. The world is slow here. Few motorbikes, fewer cars. They trade asphalt for dirt. The way it should be. Outside of this internet terminal and the occasional satellite-feed television to watch Liverpool take on Arsenal (an absolute necessity – the Burmese are European football fanatics), there are welcome few reminders that this is the 21st century. And at the rate this country is going (er, changing) it may very well look the same in the 22nd century.
Its official. This country is something special.
Thanks for reading.